I'm sorry that the Evanescence review took so long. I would've asked you if I actually knew who you were! You forget to sign off with a name, and while I'm sure you've heard of my great psychic powers...I'll let you in on a little secret. It's all just a hoax. I'm not really psychic. I'm just psycho.

 

Actually, the reason why it took so long to get the review out was because I thought I'd lost the album. I had it on my mp3 player, and then tried to copy all my music onto my computer. For some reason the majority of the 60gb did not get copied, and soon after my mp3 player took a fatal fall, forever trapping my music inside it. Yes, I know. It's all very sad. But I am trying to get by dealing with just one day at a time. Then one day I hear The Only One blasting out of my speakers, and my mouth drops open. I hadn't lost the album! My mind instantly goes back to my space & the comment No Name left suggesting I review The Open Door, and I think "It's about time I did that." That was about 2months ago, and only a few days ago did I remember my obligation to my readers who were waiting for me eagerly...you know because I am after all the great music critic this side of Hades. lol Please allow me to reassure you that I am not in fact this obnoxious or big-headed in real life.

 

Anyway, so I listened to the album over and over hoping that it would grow on me. Unforunately, it didnt. That's when I wrote the half-hearted review. I was a huge Evanescence fan but this album came as such a disappointment I couldn't even hate it with the intensity I hated Linkin Park's sell-out one. Which is why the review wasn't done very well. I would be more than happy to do a really long and thorough review of Paris Hilton's "album" though! Oh wait...no never mind. It would mean I'd actually have to listen to it and I'm not sure I want my ears to bleed or my IQ to drop lower than it already has these past few months.

 

You all have a fantastic day! I'm going to go and stare into space mumbling incoherent abuse at Evanescence for becoming sucky.